Monday, July 18, 2011

Lawak pagi: tak mahu menyusu

Saleem menaiki bas dan duduk di sebelah ibu muda yang cantik dan seksi. Kebetulan ibu muda itu baru mulai hendak menyusui bayinya. Tapi ketika si ibu muda hendak menyusui, si bayi menolaknya.

Si ibu muda berkata, "cepat sayang minum, nanti mama bagi dekat uncle di sebelah."

Sepuluh minit kemudian si bayi masih saja tidak mahu menyusu.

Si ibu muda memujuk lagi, "cepat sayang minum susu mama. Nanti mama bagi dekat uncle di sebelah. Mama bagi betul-betul ni."

Tiba-tiba Saleem berkata kepada si ibu muda, "saya nak bagitahu dekat puan, cepat sikit buat keputusan. Saya sepatutnya sudah turun di 4 perhentian sebelumnya."
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