Rake

I was working in the  garden this weekend and my wife was about to take  a shower.

 I  realized that I couldn't find the rake. I yelled up to my wife, "Where is the  rake?"

She couldn't hear me and  she shouted back, "What?"

I pointed to my eye, and then I pointed to my knee and made a raking motion.

 Then my wife wasn't sure  and said "What?"

 I repeated the gestures.  "Eye - Kneed - The Rake"

 My wife replied that she understands and signals back.

 She first points to her eye,

 next she points  to her left breast,

 then she points to her backside,

 and finally to  her crotch.

 Well, there is no way in hell I could even come close to that  one.

 Exasperated, I went  upstairs and asked her, "What  the hell was that?"

 She  replies,

  "Eye - Left Tit -  Behind - The Bush" !!!=D =)):D
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